I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review memek magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of porn another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory memek vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners porn over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying bokep this, bokep but bokeh can you get a bloomin' memek move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn crot where bokep loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy crot during sex bokeh - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be crot the quietest.


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